Giggle or sob

Opening Sequence of “JINDAGI”

That day, I decided to let my ANGEL know how much I do wish for her in my life. I was nervous to enter the room where she is present and face my fate. Unexpectedly, the door was opened and I can see only two pretty and big eyes looking straight into my eyes surprised and questioning a lot without uttering even a single word. I was numb for some time. I can hear my soul echoing “You stupid. Be a man. Go and express yourself.” Then, I took a deep breath and walked towards her. I dint speak anything. I took her adorable face into my hands and kissed on her forehead gently and was telling I LOVE ___ 

 

All of a sudden I heard some one’s voice “Babu. Wake up. It’s already 11 AM. Have breakfast and then sleep”. By this caring way of pointing out that I have been lazy made me realize that it’s my MOM. I woke up and said “Yes mom. Will be there in a minute”. Should I Giggle or Sob?

Another Day:

You are going through very hectic schedule in office running here and there from morning. Had a lot of meetings, heated arguments & discussions. All of a sudden your mobile vibrates. Open the SMS with a quick thought to scold network operator for sending stupid caller tune and data plan offers. You see that your friends are calling for lunch. You say “Damn man!! I am having lot of work. You carry on.” After sometime, luckily your manager says “Okay. It’s already too late. Let’s break for lunch and will continue” You go to the eating area and see your friends sitting. You get a thought “What can happen in 2 minutes?” You get food and come to the same spot. They are vanished. Take your mobile and call them. Beep….beep…. “No network coverage”. Try for two minutes and finally make a call. They say “Oh..really.??We didnt know. So we came out.” You had to eat alone….:D..Kismet hai bhai..

 

           It was raining fully. Since you are a bachelor, you have no other option but to have your dinner outside. It’s already 10 PM. If you don’t go now, the only option left would be eating the snacks that are brought from home. Your roommates play all kinds of tricks not to come with you just because they are lazy. Finally you decided to go alone in other route (which is less used by commuters) to save a precious resource called TIME. You have reached half of the way. It has stopped raining. You are feeling that you are lucky. Suddenly your bike slows down. You are able to figure out that petrol got over. So what’s the big deal? You have “Reserve”. You try to move fuel valve to reserve direction. But the fuel supply is in reserve mode already. :D And it drizzles first and then rains heavily. If you pay attention to all petty details of this story, you must be able to re-collect that this way is less used. So do you think there is a chance of having at least a tree to hide? Blunt No when your fate is inevitable. You have to curse yourself & your lucky roommates and move a monster which normally carries and obeys its rider.  

 

We encounter some of these situations in which we don’t know whether to feel bad that you are into that or to laugh at our fate. But if you certainly don’t know whether to laugh or cry, it’s always better to laugh because by doing so, you will loose less....

 

The WIFMAN

               Every one must be wondering what the HELL is WIFMAN? Don get any crazy thoughts "Did he bcm insane after reading many articles???OMG!!!What shud v do now?". My answer is a NO. In Ancient English, it means "WOMAN" (Source : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woman) . As soon as i felt to write a post about my experiences in life but not some mocking situation which people loves always, i started to search for an interesting article which is worth sharing in my blog. Call it fate that i found an article in a Telugu daily which made me to write about the WIFMAN.

              The article is about a university professor who has harassed an old lady who has come to pursue Ph.D degree. I really wonder why the hell GOD has created MEN as this much stupid n lascivious creatures. Or its a new style to flirt or watch with Lust. When i was a student, i had the vision of IT as a healthy environment as projected by our Media. After completing two bloody years, now i understood the ulterior moves behind every initiative by our world class corporate's. Every harassment.corporate.com is a SHITHOLE.CORPORATE.COM . Even if by any chance, any Girl takes the gravity of the situation to HR manager level by crossing all hurdles(society, co-workers, managers blah blah), the reply that you get is "We will warn them and take any action if it repeats". A*****s......:@ If same thing happens to your Chairman's Wife or Daughter, you will stick to the same dialogue?100 Million dollar question....

             The other article that i found and read with patience is sweety's dairy (Source : http://www.bangaloremirror.com/article/1/2011061320110613100726218df80d99c/Sweety%E2%80%99s-Diary--How-the-knot-she-tied-took-her-life.html) . Srry it's title should be "how to make some one to commit suicide in 182 days". No offence. I have been associated with many such hypocrites who break others hearts n say its not their fault.

             The immediate reaction from all DEVDAS will be "Oh!!! wat abt girls deceiving guys. Dont u acknowledge this? blah blah". I agree with that aspect. Im not a faminist either. I don think if one dog barks at u, we should conclude that all dogs bark at u. There are only two kinds in tis world GOOD n BAD. Belonging to either of them does not depend on ur gender. But on the path that u have chosen. However, A man who treats his woman like a princess is proof that he has been born and raised in the arms of a QUEEN. You need not to be a prude but dont be a pervert.

P.S. The story, characters and incidents portrayed in this post are fictitious. Any resemblances to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Where is my Fuel?

               Today i felt like writing a post after many days. May be the late credit of salary or the small fights with friends or using public transport after a long time.

               So where should i start? When i woke up today i had just a hundred bucks which was lent by roommate. I dint have bike so had to use bus. I was so confident of HDFC bank and WIPRO that when they offered few more big notes i told "Cm on. I ll get my QPLC component also this time. Just chill." :D (Still i doubt that he would have cursed me for this and that's why i am writing this post) :p I came to office, had breakfast (Have to show that i am working 9:30 hrs everyday) and was waiting for month's fuel. But dint cm. So thought, chill Dude world is not gonna tear apart. Even after lunch, no sign. After snacks, no way. WOW. Awesome luck. Then had a confusion regarding value of time and did nothing for almost an hour. 

               Then the climax. Starting from office and reaching my room having faith on Auto's and Buses. Finally passed the test by getting into an auto with other friends. Got down and went to ATM hoping to get Hyderabadi Chicken Biryani (Come on Not Family Pack just Chicken Hundi). After a long wait entered ATM and completed all formalities (PIN no, Random Number display etc). Then guess what? It has shown in BOLD letters Transaction Timed Out. What do you think i ll quit? No way. I am not gonna give up at any point and any time till i complete my task in given stipulated time. (I wrote it in this appraisal. I have to follow. Right na?). So again tried but expected and actual test results were not matching. Without bike and nearest ATM in another Km, i felt appreciating http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shani for his beautiful work and realized that my processor should go to sleep mode. Came back to room, washed my face and lied down. Then i got a message from TD-HDFCBank "Salary of INR ******* credited into Acc No blah blah". What to do now?

              I still remember my college days, when i used to plan to spend just 5K per month and becoming billionaire. Now i understood that no matter how much you earn or how much you borrow, fate has a place in your life.

The commemorative April 1st 2011

Yes i am proud to announce you that i have been honored with an accolade "Worst Screenplay" award. :P  Don get confused. I have not started my career in Films Yet. But i would think of such familiar option in near future. Title would be probably "katha screenplay darsakatvam Pradeep Babu"

Day before yesterday, when i was returning from office i was in bad mood. As habituated, i maintained solitude to avoid being beaten. :D I had a wonderful dinner.(Dont feel jealous. When you are a bachelor and staying away from home, watever u get is awesome cz u won have many choices. Trust me.) Then i got this creative (According to me) IDEA. Wat an idea sirji? I msged five close associates stating "Im resigning. I sent my resignation also. Thnx for ur support. Miss u all".

Guess wat? I have received replies saying i cant fool them as they are already fools n its a known fact. :P  Still, i was enthusiastic about wat ll happen next (In telugu, its called Doola) and conveyed everyone that tis time im damn serious. Then the twist in the tale. Everyone was trying to call me and scold me for goin mad. I tried to pacify them which was expected to happen in reverse. But the situation was beyond recovery. Then at 11:30 in night, i was calling everyone and at last it came to an amicable end. Thank GOD. India have won the world cup. Otherwise this would have been a big topic which will lead to personality development classes to deal with depression from everyone :D Now everybody will think of how india played, wat mistakes team India has done blah blah. Ya this will continue for at-least a week as in India, everyone is a gud critic but bad performers.

Hence i would like to post wat i have learned. Its that "Every Dog has its own day and 1st April 2011 was definitely not mine".

The blogger inside me

Hey, Don't you think its bizarre that i have started a blog to share. :D

i know the argots those cm out. OMG! r What the****

But yes do pinch yourself or not, i have become a blogger now. I am the one of very few who used to say "Who comes on social networking site. Only work-less idiots will maintain those stuff. Not me. Good for u."...But in last few days, i have changed my opinions. Great isn't it?

Yatha Raja Tatha praja. I started to like this idea when one of my close associates started blogging. I used to give special instructions "Change the template. Change the content. It should look much mature. Blah blah...". Thanks to them cz they never said Y cant u maintain your own blog? :P

I don wanna bug you with the first post itself. (I need some hits at-least for few days). Stay tuned for more stuff. N finally thnx to all my friends and supporters. Lv u all.(Oh NO. don't think of something crazy. I am straight only. Thnx to Dostana. I cant even tell if some one asks who is best friend. Thnx to those stupid movies and stupid people like us ).